dun say neva jio!

okie just to reiterate wat capt steamcube has just announced....
BE FOREWARNED!!!
the selection has begun!!
so time to sharpen ur wits
line ur armoury with words
and shoot them onto our comments board!!!
so dun say neva "jio"!
heee..

so how are the beautiful pple out there doing??
good? no good?
hmm..
weather has been rather cloudy.. somewhat rainy.. lately..
perfect for steamboat!!
imagine..
the rain falling softly outside..
while either soothing classical tunes or catchy pop songs play in the background..
with a pot of steaming hot and healthy soup in front of u!
savour the warm fluid coursing through ur throat...
heavenly isnt it!!
so if there is a perfect time to try steamCube.. it is NOW!!

anyways...
as a favour for me bestest bosses in the world..
just a lil short survey here k?
wat would u beautiful pple out there like to drink with ya steamboat??
plain gassy drinks?
hot tea?
beer?
wine?
or exotic cocktails??
wateva u can think of..
just leave a msg..
so as to know betta how to satisfy your meal!

goodies!

hurrah to our bosses!!!
see how nice they are for giving a discount to our beautiful people out there!
just for doing... well.. almost absolutely nothing!!
where can u find a betta deal than that???
i mean.. wat is posting a comment gonna cost??
a few secs of porn??
opps.. family orientated blog.. i apologise for my slip there.. :)

anyways yes.. as capt steamcube has mentioned..
to fully enjoy our discount rates..
there is only 1 way abt it..
BRING MORE FRENS TO STEAMCUBE!!
veh simple rite??
just bring them along for some fun and laughter!
how long has it been since u last caught up with ur ex JC mates?
or sec sch mates??
or bond with ur army mates??
take this opportunity to have that gathering!
(of coz.. dun tell them u get discount when u bring them lar.. u know lor.. typical singaporean.. so kiasu.. :)

phew... wat a busy start to the wk!!
stopping short of calling our bosses slave-drivers (err BOSS.. i didnt say it.. im quoting from capt steamcube!)
they raelly just stun us with so much work!!
hmm and all i see them is shake leg in the meeting room...
hmmm........ perhaps they are thinking of more INNOVATIVE & FANTASTIC promotions for all you beautiful pple out there!! (just to cover my ass k.. heee)

and stay tuned for more goodies from capt steamcube...
he will be the one announcing all the discounts and freebies that singaporeans typically look out for..(hahah come on! i know u pple always damn sharp at spotting a free meal)
i will just be ard here... surveying the response
to put it professionally.. i moderate
or another words...
im just here to kua zui.. hee :)
so till then pple!
keep on steaming singapore!

Big deal lar...

U criticise my postings neva mind...
but U say im GAY!!
your declaring WAR captain steamcube!!!

so u post some pictures big shot lar??
just take some photos ard Singapore.. who dunno how to do???
my grandma also can take betta pics than u lar!
post some pics of steamboat and raw food...
u think this blog is receipe book ah??
big deal lar!!!

okok...
i apologise for my slight lost of composure there...
but captain steamcube has been getting on my nerves these past few days...
always boasting...
and hao-lianing at the work he has done..
it's everybody's work lar.. dun be a jerk!

anyways.. yes as the obnoxious captain steamcube has mentioned
our bus traverses splendid sights of Singapore!
who can resist the Durian of South-East Asia aka Esplanade??
and how unique to visit a CONCRETE jungle instead of a conventional one??
(and if i may add.. more interesting animals prowling the streets too!! heeeehee :)
Chinatown.. Little India.. Malay village..
spots with heritage will all be on show!
any other attractions that our bus should pass by too???
do drop us a comment or 2!!
i know i take them seriously... not sure abt that dumbass captain steamcube...

perhaps captain steamcube forgot to mention...
besides the Ladies set.. our other set meals are just as healthy as well!!
(he always so busy entertaining his "ladies"... very hum sup hor?? tsktsk..)
i mean.. wat can be more healthy than steamboat rite????
no oil! no nothing!!
just healthy SOUP BASE..
and viola!
1 x healthy meal served
i know all u beautiful pple nows a days VEH concerned abt eating healthy..
we offer a solution to that!

a valued reader has suggested to us that singaporeans might wanna eat while on the move...
i would personally add that.. eating while moving is not entirely good for the body..
i mean..
let the food move in the body only...
dun let the body move with the food as well..
more often than not.. this causes motion sickness..
and furthermore, how to enjoy the exotic sights whilst eating rite??

but nonetheless.. thanks for the opinion!!!
hmm any more improvements for our bus??
wat do ya beautiful pple like to do on board a bus??
ktv maybe???
dancing even!
hahah how cool would that be!!
dancing in a bus.. and then steam it further with some hot steamboat...
woah excellent rite??
so wat ya lovely pple think???
ktv or dancing in our buses???

unbelievable!!!

can u believe it???
that bloody captain steamcube hijack my blog!!!
that irritating S O B

he even changed my posts to be his posts!!!
bugger... always claiming credit for my work...
well...
as much as i hate it..
by orders from higher management aka those-whom-we-shall-not-dare-disobey
i am to share this blog with him...
wat a way to begin my week!!

anyways... im pretty sure everybody has a slight impression abt steamCube by now???
come on.. pls say yes..
if not me lose me job k???
goood!! u pple say YES.. so i shall now carry on...
:)

SOOOoooo you beautiful pple might ask..
why the heck eat steamboat in a bus??
so small
so claustrophobic
so gao wei
so wateva...
hey..
where can u make all the NOISE u want..
and nobody will give u looks?
where u can be like monkeys and lions (hey i know some of u lovely pple behave like animals when u eat k)
and nobody is there to criticise u??
and where can u have a really really really romantic + steaming evening...
at undoubtedly Singapore's ONLY hilly make out spot.. aka Mt Faber

see?? its just a splendid service catered just for all u beautiful pple!
chalets and bbqs will be a thing of a PAST!!!
so passe!!!
have steamboat in a bus!!!
now THATS chic!!!
and im sure u guys wanna be in the TREND rite...
come on... all u closet steamboat eaters...
how can u resist such a healthy diet...
not to mention all the fun u will have along the way too!!!!
:)